矛盾很久,这篇网文到底合不合适转载?可仔细一想,现在已经什么世纪了,Sex已经不是难以启齿的事务了,套用网络流行词儿,虽说“很黄很暴力”,但并不是“很傻很天真”的事情。更何况我看重的是这些环球小姐的机智幽默风趣,同时也学习了英文,看看别人是怎么表达的。
环球小姐形容男性性器官 (英汉版,绝对精彩)
miss universe's last question
环球小姐最后一题
question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.
美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……
(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull) .
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms india: because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.
马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性
矛盾很久,这篇网文到底合不合适转载?可仔细一想,现在已经什么世纪了,Sex已经不是难以启齿的事务了,套用网络流行词儿,虽说“很黄很暴力”,但并不是“很傻很天真”的事情。更何况我看重的是这些环球小姐的机智幽默风趣,同时也学习了英文,看看别人是怎么表达的。
环球小姐形容男性性器官 (英汉版,绝对精彩)
miss universe's last question
环球小姐最后一题
question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.
美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……
(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull) .
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms india: because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.
马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性